Category Archives: Funny SMS

Funny Truth!

When Your Dad Says That:
He Wants To Ask You A Serious Question.
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You Immediately Start



Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur



In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot



After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did



Fact Of Life..
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Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
Of Their
Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords Of
FACEBOOK
And



A cute excuse:
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Teacher- Why r u late ?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
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Teacher-so what mks U late if dey wr fighting



You broke my heart into pieces
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Thanks :’)
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Now I can give 2 many Girls..:d:p



What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!



Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I





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    Smallest Resignation Letter

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    Similarity Between Chewing Gum Begum

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    What Is A Girl Friend

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    What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice

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    What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice

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    SECRETS OF SUCCESS

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  • Troy commented on

    SECRETS OF SUCCESS

    "Really nice pattern and superb:D. "