Category Archives: Marriage SMS
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
What is Marriage?
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Happy married life is
“Yet to be seen”
A qualified MBA marketing student married a girl
After 1 year of fight wth her, finally he got angry & send a note 2 his father-in-law: “Sir ur product is not according to my requirements…..”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”