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Sardar U Will Go To Jail

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Taxi Driver To Sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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Sardars Leave Application

Sardar’s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Open Lunch Box In The Middle Of The Road

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

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Why R All These People Running

Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Go And Water The Plants

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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Traffic Signal For Aeroplane

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said

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Sardar Got Job In A Telenor Call Centre

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

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Y 18 Sardars Go 2 A Movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

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