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How Do You Recognize A Sardar In School

How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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How Can A Sardar Kill A Lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

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A Sardar Goes To A Restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy

2 Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar U Will Go To Jail

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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Taxi Driver To Sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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Sardars Leave Application

Sardar’s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Open Lunch Box In The Middle Of The Road

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

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