Category Archives: Sardar SMS
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
2 Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Sardar’s Leave application
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.