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Romance Mathematics
Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
When Someone Touches You
When Someone Touches You And You Don’t Feel It, Its Ignorance. When Someone Touches You And You Feel It, Its Love. But When Nobody Touches You But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ….
Three Reasons to Give Exams
Three Reasons to Give Exams: 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication 2- You can complete your sleep 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
Pathan
aik pathan masjid se chappal chratey huye pakra gaya… molvi sahab… isne chappal churai hai isko ganja karo… ye aik chappal wapas lelo or foji cutting kardo………….
Aik Pathan Ko
aik pathan ko resturant main bohat zor se paad aya usne socha k music bohat ooncha hai to usne paad mardia . or halaat behtar hogaye…jab uski coffi khatam hogai to usne dekha k har koi ussey ghor ghor se dekh raha hai.. baad min isko khayal aya k oyeeeeeee.. hum to gana apni hand [...]
Aik Pathan First Time
aik pathan first time five star hotel main thehra…subh a waiter se pucha yahan washroom nhi hai? waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol k dikhaya k ye hai…pathan isme flash kahan hain? waiter ne kamod ki taraf ishara kya k ye hai…pathan…oh khudaya isme to hum ne kal rat aam bhigoya tha thanda honey k [...]
Aik Pathan Ne
aik pathan ne air port call karke pucha lahore se america ka safar kitni dair ka hai? recieptionest… aik second sir… patha line kat k bola.. . . . . .. pee k bethi hai saali
Pathan Rat Ko
Pathan: rat ko khuwab main kuttey foot ball kheltey dikhai dete hain… Dr:…ye dawai aj se khalena… Pathan:… kal se khaloon? Dr:…kyun? Pathan: aj unka final match hai
Love Marriage Is Better Because
Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because “A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST”
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