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Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you



After 15 years of marriage

a wife asked her
husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly and then said:



7 TYPES OF GIRLS..

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3.



A great love story..
hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but vilan loves hero’s sister,
but hero’s sister loves heroine



When Someone Touches You
And You Don’t Feel It,
Its Ignorance.

When Someone Touches You
And You Feel It,
Its Love.

But When Nobody Touches



Three Reasons to Give Exams:

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore



aik pathan masjid se chappal chratey huye  pakra gaya…
molvi sahab…
isne chappal churai hai isko ganja karo…
ye aik chappal wapas lelo or



mareez…
dr sahab ap mera ilaaj muft karden main waqt aney par ap ka kaam muft kardoonga…
dr…
tum kya kaam kartey ho mareez…
main kabar



Pathan: rat ko khuwab main kuttey foot ball kheltey dikhai dete hain…
Dr:…ye dawai aj se khalena…
Pathan:… kal se