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(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

After 15 years of marriage

a wife asked her
husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly and then said: ‘A-B-C-D-E-F-

‘What does that mean?’ she asked.


1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

She’s ok just for looking.

A great love story..
hero loves heroine,
but heroine loves villain,
but vilan loves hero’s sister,
but hero’s sister loves heroine brother
but heroine brother loves villain sister
but villain sister loves hero’s brother.
finally 2 persons commit suicide who are they?

When Someone Touches You
And You Don’t Feel It,
Its Ignorance.

When Someone Touches You
And You Feel It,
Its Love.

But When Nobody Touches You
But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ….

Three Reasons to Give Exams:

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

aik pathan masjid se chappal chratey huye  pakra gaya…
molvi sahab…
isne chappal churai hai isko ganja karo…
ye aik chappal wapas lelo or foji cutting kardo………….

dr sahab ap mera ilaaj muft karden main waqt aney par ap ka kaam muft kardoonga…
tum kya kaam kartey ho mareez…
main kabar khodta hoon…………..

Pathan: rat ko khuwab main kuttey foot ball kheltey dikhai dete hain…
Dr:…ye dawai aj se khalena…
Pathan:… kal se khaloon?
Pathan: aj unka final match hai