Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Men Will Be Men
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and then said: ‘A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J-K’. ‘What does that mean?’ she asked. ‘Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot’ he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, ‘What about I-J-K? ‘He replied, ‘I’m Just Kidding!’ .. [...]
7 Types Of Girls..
7 TYPES OF GIRLS.. 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREENSAVER girls: She’s ok just for looking. 4. INTERNET girls: Difficult to access.. 5. SERVER girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS girls: [...]
Hero Loves Heroine, But
A great love story.. hero loves heroine, but heroine loves villain, but vilan loves hero’s sister, but hero’s sister loves heroine brother but heroine brother loves villain sister but villain sister loves hero’s brother. finally 2 persons commit suicide who are they?
When Someone Touches You
When Someone Touches You And You Don’t Feel It, Its Ignorance. When Someone Touches You And You Feel It, Its Love. But When Nobody Touches You But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ….
Three Reasons to Give Exams
Three Reasons to Give Exams: 1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication 2- You can complete your sleep 3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
Pathan
aik pathan masjid se chappal chratey huye pakra gaya… molvi sahab… isne chappal churai hai isko ganja karo… ye aik chappal wapas lelo or foji cutting kardo………….
Mareez
mareez… dr sahab ap mera ilaaj muft karden main waqt aney par ap ka kaam muft kardoonga… dr… tum kya kaam kartey ho mareez… main kabar khodta hoon…………..
Pathan Rat Ko
Pathan: rat ko khuwab main kuttey foot ball kheltey dikhai dete hain… Dr:…ye dawai aj se khalena… Pathan:… kal se khaloon? Dr:…kyun? Pathan: aj unka final match hai
Similarity Between Chewing Gum Begum
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
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