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After 15 years of marriage

a wife asked her
husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly and then said: ‘A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K’.

‘What does that mean?’ she asked.



When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…



Three Reasons to Give Exams:

1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you



mareez…
dr sahab ap mera ilaaj muft karden main waqt aney par ap ka kaam muft kardoonga…
dr…
tum kya kaam kartey ho mareez…
main kabar khodta hoon…………..



Pathan k ghr polio team ayi…pathan biwi ko bola…
Bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?…
Polio team bhagi peechey se pathan ne awaz di ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain…………..



Pathan hum ko shadi par susral se BMW mila hai dost…
Lekin hum, ne tumharey ghr par koi gaari nhi dekha pathan…
Oye BMW ka matlab hai…
(Bohat Mota Wife )…………….



aik pathan ko resturant main bohat zor se paad aya usne socha k music bohat ooncha hai to usne  paad  mardia .

or halaat behtar hogaye…jab uski coffi khatam hogai to usne dekha k har koi ussey ghor ghor se dekh raha hai..



aik pathan first time five star hotel main thehra…subh a waiter se pucha yahan washroom nhi hai?
waiter ne washroom ka darwaza khol k dikhaya k ye hai…pathan isme flash kahan hain?
waiter ne kamod ki taraf ishara kya k ye hai…pathan…oh khudaya isme to hum ne kal rat aam bhigoya tha thanda honey k
liye



aik pathan ne air port call karke pucha lahore se america ka safar kitni dair ka hai?

recieptionest…

aik second sir…

patha line kat k bola..

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pee k bethi hai saali