Category Archives: Wife SMS

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai



wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4



Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your



Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.



Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!

WIFE says: No darling , it means
With Idiot



A Psychology Survey Report:

When two couples come Face to Face..

The wives look at each other’s Dresses&

The husbands look at each



Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!



Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh



LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS





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