Category Archives: Zardari SMS

A FamOus RUSSIAN QUOTE:

Never Trust A Crying & A Smiling PersOn,

Both Are Extremly DangerOus!

It is TRUE

See

Crying ALTAF



MiRZA GALIB:

Koi Umeed Barr Nahi Aati

Govt Kaha Hai Nazar Nahi Aati..

Chup Reh Kar Be Daikh Lia Hum Ne,

Sharam InkO Magar Nahi



Yeh hai Mustaqbil ka Pakistan

yaha har pakistani chor ha,

be emani ka ye kam na mumken lagtatha leken ese mumken banaya ek zardari ne.

tu



Teacher:

Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali Kay Liye Kutta Sab Se Behtreen Janwar Hai..

Student:

Is Ka Matlab Hamara Mulk Mehfooz Hai..;-)



Class teacher ne students ko

“My President”
Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha

Thodi der bad 1 student ne uthkar pucha:

Sir
‘Kanjar’ ko



Mareez: Dil k operation k baad mujhe ZARDARI acha lagnay laga hai!

Kia main pagal ho gaya hon?

Dr: Nahi tumhein jo dil lagaya hay wo



Zardari asked Faraz:
Tum main aur mujh main kya farak hai?

Faraz replied: Simple,
ap puray Mulk ko zaleel kr rahe hain
Aur pura Mulk muje





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